What's your New Year Crabbing related resolution?

[POLECAT]

I resolve to attempt to do the following:

If you (the guest) do not help bait or unbait the line, you're not getting any of the catch.

If you (the guest) lose or break any gear, you either fix it the way it was before you broke or lost it, or pay to have it repaired or replaced.

If you (the guest) show up late or do not notify me via cell phone call within a reasonable time close to the time we were supposed to meet, I will not be waiting for you and it's more than likely that you will not be invited again in this lifetime.

If you (the guest) do not bring foul weather gear as requested by me for your own comfort and protection, don't expect to go in early so you can get comfy. It ain't gonna happen unless you decide to swim.

If you (the guest) cancel at the last minute because you think the weather forecast won't be to your liking, consider your cancellation to last the remainder of your lifetime.

If you (the guest) find it absolutely necessary to smoke in my presence while on my boat, you'd best be down wind as far as possible unless you enjoy a 5 gallon instant flush which I will administer in an effort to put out the on board fire.

Good looking females... please disregard above resolutions.:D

[stingray]

Never happen. You're too nice of a guy, just like me!:D

[Capt.Nick]

The best way to be successful in your "Attempt" is just skip the 'Guests"

[Burchbeer]

Jerry,
I think you have succeeded in not having anyone ask to go crabbing with you.

Although I have gone with you without any problems.

Hmmmmmmmm

No Ho's allowed on the good ship Polecat.

:rolleyes:

[Burchbeer]

I hope to try like heck to make more time to go more often.

[crabby and son]

I resolve to attempt to do the following:

If you (the guest) do not help bait or unbait the line, you're not getting any of the catch.

If you (the guest) lose or break any gear, you either fix it the way it was before you broke or lost it, or pay to have it repaired or replaced.

If you (the guest) show up late or do not notify me via cell phone call within a reasonable time close to the time we were supposed to meet, I will not be waiting for you and it's more than likely that you will not be invited again in this lifetime.

If you (the guest) do not bring foul weather gear as requested by me for your own comfort and protection, don't expect to go in early so you can get comfy. It ain't gonna happen unless you decide to swim.

If you (the guest) cancel at the last minute because you think the weather forecast won't be to your liking, consider your cancellation to last the remainder of your lifetime.

If you (the guest) find it absolutely necessary to smoke in my presence while on my boat, you'd best be down wind as far as possible unless you enjoy a 5 gallon instant flush which I will administer in an effort to put out the on board fire.

Good looking females... please disregard above resolutions.:D

Did you eat broken glass tonight for dinner?.you ornery old coot............Gary

[POLECAT]

Herb, I guess you're right.

Dave, you were a good guest.

Gary, glass was the dessert and I believe the word is h o r n e y.:D

Capt.Nick, Without a guest I'd have no one to holler at!

[Capt. Dale]

Dann Son, You're getting mean in your old age!
Mary must have layed dowm new rules.
Now you be out there by yourself like me. :))

[POLECAT]

Dale, would you let me borrow Gary for a time or two?:D

[JB Crabs]

I'll Stick with Beth next year and enjoy it.

[TimBass]

It all sounds fair to me. Rules are rules.

[AIK68J]

Sounds fair send the invite

[Capt. Dale]

Dale, would you let me borrow Gary for a time or two?:D

Sure Buddy, you can borrow him any time.
But be sure he brings Steamed Shrimp or Bacon Wrapped Dear Tenderloin ;-)

[crabby and son]

Dale, would you let me borrow Gary for a time or two?:D

Jerry, I would live to go with you.................after you complete a sensitivity training course and get over that HORNEY stuff:eek2::clap:...........Gary

[POLECAT]

Jerry, I would live to go with you.................after you complete a sensitivity training course and get over that HORNEY stuff:eek2::clap:...........Gary


See what I mean folks......... Guest issuing demands!!!! ?????????????:confused:

[crabby and son]

See what I mean folks......... Guest issuing demands!!!! ?????????????:confused:

I am VERY picky who I crab with. I can not walk on water and I don't want to be stuck out with a grouchy, demanding, horney man:eek2: but I'm sure we can work something out...............as long as I get what I want.............Gary

[Burchbeer]

MR CHRISTIAN?????????????????????????????????????

Yes Captain Blye?

GO TO MY CABIN. ILL BE THERE SHORTLY!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy says Fletcher Christian.

CAPTAIN BLYE SMIRKS...I am going to give little Fletcher my version of the angry pirate.

Steady as she goes......................

[POLECAT]

I am VERY picky who I crab with. I can not walk on water and I don't want to be stuck out with a grouchy, demanding, horney man:eek2: Gary


Gary, when did you make that change?:D

[crabby and son]

MR CHRISTIAN?????????????????????????????????????

Yes Captain Blye?

GO TO MY CABIN. ILL BE THERE SHORTLY!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy says Fletcher Christian.

CAPTAIN BLYE SMIRKS...I am going to give little Fletcher my version of the angry pirate.

Steady as she goes......................

What in the hell are you smoking tonight:eek:Put that stuff away and take your medicine Dave!...........Gary

[crabby and son]

Gary, when did you make that change?:D

I think you got me confused with burchbeer:confused:there Mr Jerryatric...............Gary

[BowMovements]

I'll Stick with Beth next year and enjoy it.


the only two word really needed in a resolution. The seasons are too short and too few fellas. Leave'em at the dock.

[smellslikefish]

My New Years Crabbing Resolutuion is to leave my traps and chicken necks home, and take "1" crab out of each pot that resides in the mouth of the Magothy River.......... That should be enough crabs to give my 15" John Boat about 2" of Freeboard on the way back to the ramp:yes::D

[Burchbeer]

Guess you had to have seen the show. :rolleyes:

Other than that Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the show?:rolleyes:

[Capt. Dale]

the only two word really needed in a resolution. The seasons are too short and too few fellas. Leave'em at the dock.

Well said Matt..