View Full Version : Save Toby!!!!!
PETA will love this one!!!!
http://www.savetoby.com
Chad
BBCroaker
08-12-2005, 01:24 PM
Man he or she can't loose.Money or delicious "Hasen Pfefer".German dish love it.
Don't know why they would need to take it to a butcher shop though?
Very easy to skin and cut up?
fishfool
08-12-2005, 01:43 PM
stick this on the bs board where it belongs.
CaptBeach
08-12-2005, 02:01 PM
I love Toby...please lets send all our money and keep him from bein' et...
fishfool,
I did put it on the BS board as well, but I thought it was too funny not to share with my kayak brethren.
Chad
Like skinning a cat, there are many ways to kill a rabbit. Take your right hand and grip his back legs. Gently swing him back and forth as if you were to pitch a softball. This will relax Toby; quite rapidly his blood will drain from his muscles and centrifugal force will send it rushing towards his brain. On the third or fourth upward swing, raise your left hand and make a karate chop across the base of his neck. This should send Toby into a deep sleep. He is now ready for skinning and a slow roast over a Dakota Fire Hole. Don't worry, he won't feel a thing. How humane is that?
What ever you do, don't crush Toby's head. His fur is good for fly tying![excited]
fishfool
08-12-2005, 07:31 PM
ok..its slightly funny...i dont wanna be the stick in the mud guy...i go to a very wrong site with much funnier stuff everyday called b0g....youll never forget it if you go..youll never be the same......[grin]