Male Crabs

[ontherivah]

I have been learning about crabs. Is it true that male crabs have two penis's?:wink44:

[samie]

yes

[BowMovements]

Yes, and are usually called Gary's.... I mean Jimmies LMAO ;-)

[ontherivah]

I have questions about this but I don't know how you guys would react. Oh heak I am just going to throw it out there. Has anyone of you actually seen a male and female do it? LOL I can't help myself! I mean if he has two does she take both at the same time? LOL This is so cool! I am talking about crabs.

Brigitte

[polarized]

All the time !! When you catch a doubler and his apron is dowm. Holding tight to the sallie !

[gchambers]

Brigitte; Gary knows all about crabs, but I think hes doing his laundry. Prob washing his aprons.:yes: Keepem coming.:thumbup: George

[BowMovements]

:roflguy:

[ontherivah]

Come on you guys I am serious for once. This is no laughing matter. Oh boy. I am trying to get educated here. HELP!!

[polarized]

I'm serious !!

[ontherivah]

Is the plural of penis, peni ??


Oh my gosh. LMAO! You guys make my day.

[ontherivah]

So no one is going to answer my question? Where is the big guy?

[crabby and son]

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:................Gary


http://www.bluecrab.info/mating.html It's all right here

[capt brad]

I don't know much about crabs, but I only have one, But you can use it twice

[crabby and son]

I don't know much about crabs, but I only have one, But you can use it twice

That's right Brad.........you got two hands:hysterical:..............Gary

[ontherivah]

Thanks for the info Gary. I have my reading material for the day. What is my next subject teacher?:wink44:

[ontherivah]

Brigitte; Gary knows all about crabs, but I think hes doing his laundry. Prob washing his aprons.:yes: Keepem coming.:thumbup: George


I now know what an apron is.:wink44:

[crabby and son]

I now know what an apron is.:wink44:

How about a buck and rider!..Sally.dancedance.......Gary

[night nurse]

Gary, Gary, Gary
What are we gona do with you???


BTW did you ever tell the WHOLE story about the proper ues for the snood??


TED

[ontherivah]

Gary, Gary, Gary......I know what I am going to do with you! What? There is more to the snood thingy? Gary don't hold back. You need to tell me everything.........Brigitte:wink44:

[Water_boy]

I caught a doubler yesterday that was doing the George Costanza maneuver... so after careful inspection I noticed that one (member) was fully inserted but the other was cut in half. I can only deduce that he must have gone for unauthorized access to parts unknown and paid the ultimate price, I know what I would do if I had two....

[night nurse]

For the snood thing he needs to "show" you ,,, for the best effect that is.

TED

[ontherivah]

For the snood thing he needs to "show" you ,,, for the best effect that is.

TED

Does it have anything do with a doubler?

Brigitte

[andrewjake_1999]

someone has a hangup bout peni! 2? hard enough to keep one happy!

[ontherivah]

Wow I am very impressed with how the Blue crabs mate. They can be very romantic creatures can't they? They mate for six months. I want to be a crab. Very interesting read. Thanks Gary!!!............Brigitte

[crabby and son]

Wow I am very impressed with how the Blue crabs mate. They can be very romantic creatures can't they? They mate for six months. I want to be a crab. Very interesting read. Thanks Gary!!!............Brigitte

I'd put a blue crab to shame:wink44:..........Gary

[canvasback drake]

You know these are actually pretty good questions,
The quick over view is that Jimmys (males) mate with Sooks (females) duuring an particular moon phase when length of daily sunlight and water temperature are all within certain parameters.
And not technically true on the penis part but it does appear visually to be the case.

[bayhead]

Once again I say...it has everything to do with the angle of the dangle - scientifically speaking that is.......

[ontherivah]

I'd put a blue crab to shame:wink44:..........Gary


Boy that Gary is something else isn't he? I wonder what is up next? LOL.......Brigitte

[capt brad]

I'll put Gary to shame dancedance

[crabby and son]

I'll put Gary to shame dancedance

What's up you hillbilly:peace:...........Gary

[ontherivah]

Gary is something else. Smile Gary. Chat with you later............Brigitte:yes::wink44:

[Burchbeer]

Man I missed this post entirely it seems. A lot of good stuff being discussed.
Ya know a cow has 4 t*ts? Yep FOUR!
Have some fun with that one now.

[ontherivah]

Yes alot of good things being discussed! How is your hand Burchbeer? I hope your hand gets better. Take care.....Brigitte

[Burchbeer]

It cant do anything but get better Brigitte. Thanks

[ontherivah]

Gosh, Copulation will last from 5 to 12 hours! Good grief. Did y'all know this? Crabs have a good life don't they?...............Brigitte:wink44:

[kidz]

Crab viagra helps them last that long. Viagra comes from chicken necks.

[crabby and son]

Gosh, Copulation will last from 5 to 12 hours! Good grief. Did y'all know this? Crabs have a good life don't they?...............Brigitte:wink44:

Yeah, until a doubler gets caught! The male goes in a pot of steam with spice in his eyes and the female gets fried alive and eaten on a sammich:eek2::yes:. It's all good until you get caught:hysterical:.............Gary

[crabby and son]

Crab viagra helps them last that long. Viagra comes from chicken necks.

No wonder I can't find any soft crabs. :clapping2:............Gary

[gchambers]

Crab viagra helps them last that long. Viagra comes from chicken necks.

So thats why it takes longer then 4 hrs to thaw them out.:hysterical:....George

[Burchbeer]

I have had an Xtion that has lasted over 12 hours now.

[crabby and son]

I have had an Xtion that has lasted over 12 hours now.


Better call your doctor:eek2:.........Gary

[Burchbeer]

FInally back to normal. This 20 hours stuff is going to wear me out.

[ontherivah]

FInally back to normal. This 20 hours stuff is going to wear me out.


Oh no we are not done. This is what a doubler looks like Gary.:yes:

[hooknladder]

I think you may need a hands on demo .

[gchambers]

Oh no we are not done. This is what a doubler looks like Gary.:yes:

The Jimmy dosn't look very happy. Whats up with that?noidea ...George

[Burchbeer]

He just got started. Wait until the 12th hour.

[Crabbermanjl]

I know this is a little late in the thread, Caught Yesterday.........
He would not let her go-even when I dumped em in the boat.

[ontherivah]

I know this is a little late in the thread, Caught Yesterday.........
He would not let her go-even when I dumped em in the boat.


I was going to ask you about that picture, I don't know why I didn't. That is not like me at all. But would you let go? hehe

[crabby and son]

I would not let go until the steam hit me!. I can deal with the spice in my eyes.............Gary

[Ida Mae]

:wink44:SOMEONE NEEDS TO BAIT A TROTLINE.....BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA.....So this is what your Balmorians do in your off time....."Crab Sex Talk"......Only Gary......im not gonna mention the fact that i got two of em......:wink44:

[crabby and son]

:wink44:SOMEONE NEEDS TO BAIT A TROTLINE.....BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA.....So this is what your Balmorians do in your off time....."Crab Sex Talk"......Only Gary......im not gonna mention the fact that i got two of em......:wink44:

Yeah Charlie........one for each hand BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA:hammer::hammer:.............Gary

[Ida Mae]

NNNOO.....I got a smaller one i use for the lavatory.....and a bigger one that doubles as a tooth brush........gotta love it

[ontherivah]

The male will "cradle carry" the female for 2 to 7 days until ecdysis (molting) is imminent. This serves two purposes. First, the male is able to protect the female from predators. Second, it assures that the male will be present during the brief time that the female's shell is soft and she's able to mate.


Now this is very interesting to me. Gary now pay attention to this. This is a good thing!!:yes::wink44:

[Burchbeer]

OMG! It is a full moon and all hell is going to break loose this weekend.

[ontherivah]

OMG! It is a full moon and all hell is going to break loose this weekend.


Yes that is when Wolfman comes out! Must be the heat. LOL!

Brigitte

[Burchbeer]

I meant all those peelers that will be shedding. SOFTCRABS! Sex too.

[ontherivah]

When Gary encountered Brigitte, that is about to molt to sexual maturity, Gary will perform a rather elaborate courtship ritual, or dance, to get Brigitte's attention. Upon initial contact, Gary will stand up high on the tips of his walking legs. He will then wave his arms, stretching them out wide, extending them fully outwards, and will begin to fan pheromones (a chemical scent which will attract Brigitte) contained in his urine towards Brigitte with his swimming paddles. Finally, he will snap his body backwards and kick up sand with both his swimming and walking legs. Should Brigitte fail to respond, Gary will repeat the process again.

Now how is that for mating? Gotta love it!:yes:dancedance

[Ida Mae]

down in the county.....kickin sand in a girls face is indeed foreplay.....comes right after ....."hop in the truck".......LOL

[gchambers]

When Gary encountered Brigitte, that is about to molt to sexual maturity, Gary will perform a rather elaborate courtship ritual, or dance, to get Brigitte's attention. Upon initial contact, Gary will stand up high on the tips of his walking legs. He will then wave his arms, stretching them out wide, extending them fully outwards, and will begin to fan pheromones (a chemical scent which will attract Brigitte) contained in his urine towards Brigitte with his swimming paddles. Finally, he will snap his body backwards and kick up sand with both his swimming and walking legs. Should Brigitte fail to respond, Gary will repeat the process again.

Now how is that for mating? Gotta love it!:yes:dancedance
Did Brigitte respond the 1st time? Video would be nice.:devil2:

[night nurse]

:hugeachother:Dang, I look away for one min and..... the two of em are about to "do It"

TED

[Ida Mae]

I think they have already done it.....remind me not to borrow garys keyboard,,,,,,,lol

[JB Crabs]

If you ask me, Gary needs a different hobby or is this only the start of a lasting relationship?

[samie]

This is better than those soap shows my wife watches.

[ontherivah]

What happened to this topic? Gary where are you? Come out come out where ever you are. You little devil you. lol.............Brigitte