Want to fish but you are too busy?

[PA BRED]

When will franchises be available??????

Did you pay Billy to eat your catch???? Well, I now have reduced rates to get rid of that meal you had the day before! For an extra fee I will capture some of "airs" and send it overnight express so that all your senses will be stimulated.

Got skunked freshwater fishing on Western Branch Reservoir today so this is some stimulating comic relief!!!

[Ketchup]

You know, usually I have something really really smartassed to say at this point, but in this lazy, robot-controlled vacum cleaner, virtual dating, internet accessed everything America that we live in today, that idea is GEENYUS, absolute GEENYUS!



I would like to book you the first nice day this week that I have to work. I want the FISH-N-CHIPS Package, fish all day and chip away at a case of quality beer all evening.

[Sanity]

....thread as seriously as I should. Tuesday this week, I have a schedule that includes removing a fecal impaction from a noteworthy politician who has sponsored the HRTA. With that in mind, I need a trip that fits my mood so that I can make this medical dilemma come to a satisfactory conclusion. Helping this person finally reach a state where he get his intellectual "stuff" together will be a benefit to all of us who live here in the Tidewater area with roads crammed by the Northern Aggressors who are escaping their soiled fishless waters to head to our fishing grounds.

So with the winds at 23+, seas of 5 feet I would like to book a wreck trip, not for Tiles and Black Sea bass, but Conger Eels and Dogfish. I would also request that the trip include Alex Baldwin, Dr. Phil, Oprah, Governor Kaine, Mayor Meyra, and Rosie O'Donnel as first mate. If you're Deep Dropping, this is the "short list" of people that I'd like to see "dropped" in the deep. I realize that this list of guests might be more than a few Coronas short of Capt. Lyle's tolerance levels, but I feel that with his background of experience that he is up to the task.

I prefer Ilford platinum prints rather than digitalized photos that will be shot in Medium format and not Photoshopped since I want to keep this "real". I want something that is archival in quality and not pixelated.

The trip should also include a dinner and drink fest at the site of the old Duck In. This site is OUR World Trade Center. It is fitting that progress on it is progressing at the same speed as the rebuilding there. Just as with the new Amphibious boat that the Navy commissioned this week with some of the steel that was reclaimed from the WTC site, the City of Virginia Beach is using the remains of the Duck In to build a wooden replica of Menhaden trawler, the Ruptured Duck. I get teary eyed just thinking about it.

I am so pleased to think that Capt. Lyle has afforded arm chair anglers like myself to get fulfillment from trips that just couldn't happen otherwise. As I glove up and lubricate, Capt. Lyle and his crew, enjoying their adventure on my behalf will make the task at hand.....along with the Wet/Dry Vac.....go so much easier.

I am in your debt, Capt. and will continue to use your services to include such luminaries as Martha Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and Rachel Ray. I'm not sure whether Martha's ankle bracelet has range tolerance of the EEZ, but I think that she'd like a trip there since she's used to tweaking the Feds nose and she makes a delicious pound cake.

[fshrgrl]

I will top the COPY CAT's listed prices for a spring special and run all trips mentioned above at 1/2 price during the months of March April & May - Sorry Capt Ritter, its just business- nothing personal. Book ME now by calling 1-800-BIG-FISH.....by the way JULIE BALL is the first mate on ALL my charters. She has a new spring line up for 2008 as well. Fish or no fish its a great view.

(Nice chatt'n with you last evening @ the awards Dr JU-BA)

It was good chatting with you too, Jamie...and Gordy, too. Congrats on your awards!!!!

For those of you who don't know, both Jamie and Gordy received prestigious Tagging Awards Friday night.

[mako191]

Just thought I would drop a note about how well the southern branch of We fish for You is doing.
Why just this last week we had charters for offshore trips and managed to find the big bull reds and Bonita just jumping in the boat, and on another day we found the ever elusive Snook as well as a mixed bag of snapper and grunts and blue fish with a few spanish mackerel to boot. The kings were sky rocketing but would not take a bait. One inshore trip provided a mix of catfish, blowfish, reds and trout
That second charter sure liked to party and it took the captain and crew most of the evening to fulfill the after fishing cocktails that were requested.
We are almost booked till mid April
Sign up for your southern charter now

[gooosehunter]

Wow, this is an incredible idea! On Thursday, I have a bid to turn in so I will not be able to fish. Therefore, I would like to book a full day trip with all of the bells and whistles you have to offer.

After pondering this idea for sometime while sitting behind my desk, I believe the same basic principles of this new way to fish will also work for duck hunting. I will have to put together the rates and all of the extras of course. Maybe there can be a link from your website to my site (and vice versa)


GREAT IDEA and thank you for the comedic relief today!

Gooose

[Here We Go]

Do they come back and give out charlie horse's when the water is snotty to make you feel like you just took an a$$ whoppin. I bet you can even get a picture of an empty cooler with left over bait in it.

I could copy a couple of gas receipts and make it painful for thier wallets too

[hookinfinger]

Do they come back and give out charlie horse's when the water is snotty to make you feel like you just took an a$$ whoppin.

End up with a case of "RED BELLY"





Dennis