I Need Six of My Fishing Buddies

[Echo]

This Friday, I'm having " one of those meetings" with lawyer(s) to discuss my future demise.

It was " suggested" that I include six friends that will carry me to my final " fishing hole".

I'm gonna ass-u-me, that Hensley, Jack and Phil are a given, on the left side.

So I need three more for the right side. Probably with a few " alternates", in case that I die in January and Hensley, Phil and jack are at CBBT.

So now then, who has enough free time to assist in my future ??? I promise, ceremony will be short, and I'll also leave all fishing gear to those who participate.

Brandon, I'd be honored if you even consider attending.

Dress will be casual, shorts are OK with me... I'll need a " trusted" sole, to "comfort" my greif stricken wife.. ( Currently 5'8" 104 pounds, 36 C and hot as balls in my opinion)

I'll have PLENTY of beer and smokes for reception afterwards.

Any volunteers ???

Thank you in advance...

[Capt. John Deering]

what an opportunity, i would like the lead position on starboard side. that will provide me with opportunity to influence the direction to which the remains will go.

[rocksteady]

Will it be windy that day ?

[rocksteady]

Here is the "sole" you asked for: YouTube - Croc Sole

[ragnad]

Can we get some assurance that you won't careen toward morbid obesity between now and when you meet your maker ?

[rocksteady]

Can we get some assurance that you won't careen toward morbid obesity between now and when you meet your maker ?

What , Got a bad back ?

[rhahn427]

I'll go ......... let me pencil it into my calendar ........... what's that date again
.......oh and will you wife be immediately available for a week at Paradise Island ? ........ you do have plenty of life insurance I hope?

[ragnad]

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What , Got a bad back ?

I just need to keep a hand free to hold my beer !

[Striper22]

Picture of the future grief stricken wife ?

[Steve F]

I'll take your right side Brian but just remember I'm short a few fingers on my rihgt side and I would hate for something to slip out of my hands.