Will they let the whale rot or use it responsibly?

[Ketchup]

Rookies... You can only dry hump living creatures (ask your dog). To dry hump a whale is impossible, because it would have to be alive to dry hump (therefore in the water) making it a wet hump. Wet humping is dangerous, and I have never tried it. I do know of one instance where a dry hump occurred, and ended up in the shallow water of a river bank, but the animal was able to survive. At conclusion, it was still considered a dry hump due to origin.

[abrig005]

I agree.

[ccx2]

Ketchup, i dont know that i trust what you are saying. The newspaper just today had a picture of a couple Dry humping a Whale, i dont know if they know what they are picturing but now they are calling it "Planking".

[ccx2]

There is a Whaling Station in Bequia, Grenadines that i have been to that can kill one whale a year, in the very warm Caribe waters after they haul the whale to the station they cleave it to pieces and EAT it. All the real native of Beguia get a piece of it and enjoy it from what ive been told. A piece of meat that big takes a while to spoil even in the tropical waters, a whale in 45 degree water would take even longer.

[captdavdavis01]

Ive never seen anyone so eager to get food poisoning... Go dig it up CCX!

[ccx2]

Ive never seen anyone so eager to get food poisoning... Go dig it up CCX!

You really think food poisoning would be a threat ? Food poisoning is usually from surface contamination , i dont think it would be a problem with a piece of internal , protected flesh. I wouldnt dig a piece up but would not be afraid to eat a day old piece or even two day old piece.

[lyle]

So just a question. If one was from another sate, say adjacent to this one on the west side. And say that someone was ummm, working out with the livestock out back.
It is extremely hot outside that day ( remember that day?) and this person is trying to calm down the squirming beast as he gently dry humps it. But due to trying to keep a full grip on the animal and hold its back feet still and keep the feet firmly inside his boots, he starts sweating profusely. Does this still constitute a dry hump or has it now turned into a wet hump ? And dont try and pull the wool over our eyes with your answers as you usually do !

[Al B]

Lyle - What's this "gently" stuff?

[27 sailfish]

If you ever get a chance to see this video - be sure to tape it.




Few years ago - a huge dead whale washed up on a beach. They decided to use dynamite to blow the whale to bits. The idea was birds and sea critters would eat the pieces.

Whole town gathered to watch as the explosion took place. Looked like they were about 300 yards away. Not sure how much dynamite was used but it blew a big hole in the whale. There was about 5 seconds of silence - then the sound of rain. Pieces , blood and chunks of whale began raining down on the crowd.

The aftermath looked like a horror show - gore covered people trying to scrap whale goo off themselves.

Some cars had big dents from chunks that fell. The whale was still mostly there - the dynamite only tore a hole in it. Funny video that pops up now / then.

[Ketchup]

Geez Lyle, maybe I should "ask your dog" and also have an intelligent conversation with it. If it originated as a dry hump it stays that way. River water, salt water, swet, vodka, bunker oil, none of that matters once a dry hump has been initiated.

We seem to have lost sight of the intention of this thread, who is going to dig that nasty carcass up so that CC can go deep into the good stuff stuff and tell us what corned blubber tasted like...