[Q]captaingeorge originally wrote:
2 hours, 16 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - President Bush is hearing from the Senate on Iraq. Forty Democrats and one independent have signed a letter urging him to be more frank .
Please!! No!!!!! We already have WAY too much Frank.
That was cute Capt. George!
I thought this one was cute also but there may be one or two members who don't agree and they are certainly welcome to express their disagreement.
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?
The Answer is SEVEN: (1) One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced, (2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb, (3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb, (4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs, (5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb, (6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag, (7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
For some reason the wrong user name came up on this post. Someone has been using my computer! That's OK .....they will be blamed for this ignorance itstead of me!
Two lesbians were marooned on a desert island, but neither knew the sexual orientation of the other. After many days, one of them couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Look, I want to be frank with you-" At that point the other interrupted, "No, I want to be Frank."