Dang pancrease, that first pic looks like you're getting ready to hang ole Lobo there. That really puts new meaning to a choke collar. PETA be coming to see you soon. You and Vick can talk to the kids about animal cruelty and get a free pass though.
You think they are enjoying that cloth chew bone, wait till they figger out the proper application for the braided oval rug.
What does the cat think about all this, or do they have her too busy to think?