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I desperately need your help in finding some answers to the following questions. My boredom has gotten to the critical stage! Here's the questions:
1. Why don't they make a zipper or pee hole when they make Grundens? Don't Scandanavians ever have to pee? You have to take your top off, get out of the suspenders, and drop your bottoms in order to pee. That's what a woman has to do. Are Grundens made by women?
2. What do the weathermen do on the weekends? They probably don't fish. How accurate would the forecasts be if their pay was based on their percent of accuracy?
3. Do they make offshore reels that are totally impervious to salt water? Penn Internationals are nothing more than giant sacrificial anodes waiting to be eaten alive by the salt. I love my Tiagras, and they do seem to hold up a tad better than the Penn's, but are there any reels out there with the guts of a Tiagra that are immune to the salt environment?
4. Where the hell do all of the "happy birthday" balloons come from that are floating offshore?
5. Why do the bigger bluefin always hit the lightest rod in the spread? (Tommy, your help here would be appreciated)
6. Who is it that comes aboard your boat in the dark of the night and tangles up your anchor rode despite the fact that you stored it neatly and with great care?
7. Most important, when is the wind gonna die enough to get out there? I can't take much more of this.
Any answers will be greatly appreciated!
1. Why don't they make a zipper or pee hole when they make Grundens? Don't Scandanavians ever have to pee? You have to take your top off, get out of the suspenders, and drop your bottoms in order to pee. That's what a woman has to do. Are Grundens made by women?
2. What do the weathermen do on the weekends? They probably don't fish. How accurate would the forecasts be if their pay was based on their percent of accuracy?
3. Do they make offshore reels that are totally impervious to salt water? Penn Internationals are nothing more than giant sacrificial anodes waiting to be eaten alive by the salt. I love my Tiagras, and they do seem to hold up a tad better than the Penn's, but are there any reels out there with the guts of a Tiagra that are immune to the salt environment?
4. Where the hell do all of the "happy birthday" balloons come from that are floating offshore?
5. Why do the bigger bluefin always hit the lightest rod in the spread? (Tommy, your help here would be appreciated)
6. Who is it that comes aboard your boat in the dark of the night and tangles up your anchor rode despite the fact that you stored it neatly and with great care?
7. Most important, when is the wind gonna die enough to get out there? I can't take much more of this.
Any answers will be greatly appreciated!