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Lyn Kadon Riden Davis April 8 at 6:29am Report
My mother-in-law soon not to be who lives in Nassawadox sent me this:

THE EASTERN SHORE

Salisbury

The owner
of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask
his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and
said, 'You graduated from the Salisbury University and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?'


The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.'

Cambridge

A group
of Dorchester County friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked.

'Henry had
a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the successful
hunter replied.

'You left
Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they inquired..

'A tough
call,' nodded the hunter 'But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!'

Denton

The Sheriff
pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into
the ditch. The Sheriff asked, 'Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't
you see that sign right over your head'. 'Yep', he replied. 'That's why I
dumpin' it here, cause it says:
'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.

Chestertown

A senior
at Washington College was overheard saying... 'When the end of the world
comes, I hope to be in Chestertown .' When asked why, he replied he'd rather
be in Chestertown because everything happens in Chestertown 20 years
later than in the rest of the civilized world.

Pocomoke City

The young
man from Pocomoke City came running into the store and said to his buddy,
'Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!'

Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?'

The young
man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his license number.'

Crisfield

A Maryland
State trooper pulled over a pickup on Rt 13. The trooper asked,
'Got any I. D.?'

The driver
replied, 'Bout whut?'

Princess Anne


A man in
Princess Anne had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded
to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.

Then he got
back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and
was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the
problem was.

The man replied,
'I have a flat tire.'
The passerby
asked, 'But what's with the flowers?'

The man responded,
'When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares
in the back. Hey, it don't make no sense to me neither.'


Hey, I just pass them along....You can say what you want about the Shore,
but I ain't never heard of anyone wanting to retire to Ballmur!!!!
 

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Add this one:

A Nanticoke man was leaving the river with an ice chest full of illegal sized crabs when he was stopped by a DNR officer.

The officer asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those crabs?"

"I don't need no license. These here are my pet crabs."

"Pet crabs?"

"Yep. Every night I take 'em down to the river and let 'em swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump back into the ice chest."

"Crabs can't do that!"

The man looked at the officer for a moment and said, "It's God-honest truth. I'll show you. "

"This, I've GOT to see."

The man poured the crabs into the water and waited.

After several minutes, the officer turned toward him. "Well?"

"Well, what?" answered the man.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The crabs!"

"What crabs?"
 
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