LOL!!!A man was stopped by the DNR leaving Sandy Point Ramp recently with two buckets of fish
The officer asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the officer, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the officer replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the officer for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The officer was curious.
The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the officer turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" the officer
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"What fish?" the man asked.