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A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet

and all his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to

make his way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the

border.

'May I see your identification, please?' asks the agent.

'I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,' replies the guy.

'Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry,' says the agent.

'But I can prove I'm an American!' he exclaims. 'I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and George Bush on the other.'

'This I've gotta see,' replies the agent.

With that, the guy drops his pants and shows the agent.

'By golly, you're right!' exclaims the agent.

'Have a safe trip back to Chicago .'



'Thanks!' he says. 'But how did you know I was from Chicago?'

The agent replies, 'I recognized Barack Obama in the middle.'
 

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Guys--
I love you like brothers (esp Todd) and I dislike Obama's policies so much I can scream everytime I see the latest poll results, but I take offense at the N word (or even it's inference).

Sorry if you think I'm a prude. My parents were an older generation but they never used that word and taught me better than that.

I'd like to think that those of us in the club aren't racist. I know Todd is a great guy and isn't a racist by any means.

But, can we please not use it (or infer to it) on the board?

--Dave

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thats what saint sue also says since you got a job
 

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That's a joke I can appreciate. Sorry, no lecture on this one . . .
 
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