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who by some chance stayed home from work and watched the View and Dr Phil

would you say he was a wuss.

not that I know any guy who does this, just hypathetical(sp maybe)
 

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Not very manley to say the least. If he really enjoyed them I
would say he is a definate ****.

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I don't even watch Dr. Phil, or Oprah, for that matter. But then again, most women I know would never post on the BS board.

Edited to say,

A person is not defined by what he watches, but by how he is influenced by what he watches. (did that sound profound?)
 

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For the amount of money he makes, I'd play Richard Simmons.
 

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[Q]stevesea originally wrote:
suppose he was doing these things while cleaning his guns
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The guy that's watching...is he cleaning the same kinds of guns that you own?
 

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Some questions,

Does this guy ever cry when he watches these shows?
And if he does, can he still clean the gun at the same time?
'cause it takes a lot of strength to do both. A wuss would drop the gun and run to get tissues. A real man would hold the gun in one hand and wipe his eyes on his sleeve with the other hand. Takes strength...Real man.

Not a wuss.
 

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This guy who watches The View and Dr Phil while cleaning his gun. Does the gun have many "misfires" ? If so he is definately a wuss.

If he has a poodle for a dog he is a screaming wuss.
 

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[Q]nu2fishing originally wrote:
I don't even watch Dr. Phil, or Oprah, for that matter. But then again, most women I know would never post on the BS board.

Edited to say,

A person is not defined by what he watches, but by how he is influenced by what he watches. (did that sound profound?)
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Not really profound , but def. HG BS.

Bert
 

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[Q]nu2fishing originally wrote:
Some questions,

Does this guy ever cry when he watches these shows?
And if he does, can he still clean the gun at the same time?
'cause it takes a lot of strength to do both. A wuss would drop the gun and run to get tissues. A real man would hold the gun in one hand and wipe his eyes on his sleeve with the other hand. Takes strength...Real man.

Not a wuss.
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OK if the guy watches and is not a **** he is a wuss.
If he cleans his guns and watches, he is a **** if he wears a
cowboy hat a wus if he is in his jammies and just a loser if he
is in his boxers.

Got it.

And if he watches because his girlfriend asks him to he is a
world class weenie.

Bert
 

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And if he can scratch his hairy butt, produce a smelly fart, and a loud belch while cleaning his gun AND watching Dr. Phil and the View...



then he's probably Brincefield.
 

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[Q]rbr originally wrote:
[Q]nu2fishing originally wrote:
Some questions,

Does this guy ever cry when he watches these shows?
And if he does, can he still clean the gun at the same time?
'cause it takes a lot of strength to do both. A wuss would drop the gun and run to get tissues. A real man would hold the gun in one hand and wipe his eyes on his sleeve with the other hand. Takes strength...Real man.

Not a wuss.
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OK if the guy watches and is not a **** he is a wuss.
If he cleans his guns and watches, he is a **** if he wears a
cowboy hat a wus if he is in his jammies and just a loser if he
is in his boxers.

Got it.

And if he watches because his girlfriend asks him to he is a
world class weenie.

Bert
[/Q]How about if he makes his girlfriend wear his boxers and clean his gun while he watches?
 

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I think the real determining factor is whether he records the shows to view later. If he does that, it doesn't matter what he's wearing--wuss across the board.
 

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[Q]nu2fishing originally wrote:
[Q]stevesea originally wrote:
suppose he was doing these things while cleaning his guns
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The guy that's watching...is he cleaning the same kinds of guns that you own?
[/Q]

Its very possible he has a new 45 and a Bushmaster

buts he's only seen Broke Butt Mountain twice.
 

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[Q]stevesea originally wrote:
[Q]nu2fishing originally wrote:
[Q]stevesea originally wrote:
suppose he was doing these things while cleaning his guns
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The guy that's watching...is he cleaning the same kinds of guns that you own?
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Its very possible he has a new 45 and a Bushmaster

buts he's only seen Broke Butt Mountain twice.
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Sounds like this guy wears a cowboy hat...not a wuss.
 

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[Q]nu2fishing originally wrote:
I think the real determining factor is whether he records the shows to view later. If he does that, it doesn't matter what he's wearing--wuss across the board.
[/Q]Any man who even knows how to record shows is a wuss. Definite beech work.
 

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[Q]captaingeorge originally wrote:
[Q]nu2fishing originally wrote:
I think the real determining factor is whether he records the shows to view later. If he does that, it doesn't matter what he's wearing--wuss across the board.
[/Q]Any man who even knows how to record shows is a wuss. Definite beech work.
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I was afraid of that.
 
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