A NEW JERSEY LOVE STORY:
> > A young woman in Wildwood, New Jersey was so depressed that she
> > decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Atlantic Ocean.
> > She went down to Morey's Pier and was about to leap into the frigid
> > water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of
> > the pier, crying.
> > He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for.
> > I'm off to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away
> > on my ship. I will take good care of you and bring you food every
> > day.'
> > Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, 'I'll
> > keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.'
> > The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
> > fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning. That night, in
> > the darkness, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
> > Fro m then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and some
> > fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
> > Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
> > the Captain 'What are you doing here?' the Captain asked
> > I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained. 'I get
> > food and a trip to Hawaii and in return, he's screwing me.'
> > "He certainly is", the Captain said. "This is the Cape May Ferry!"