[Drwhale]

I know that ALL of you are wondering what happened to the Old guys vs the Young Guys Tourney......

Well...........I found out that there was some underhandedness stuff going on by Capt Lucifer (Lucian) and his unscrupulous crew.

So........I really didn't want to do it but I called on my mystical side to see if I could even the score.......

Soooooo here it is..........AND!!!!!!!!..........it works.....if you'll notice he has been having trouble with his back lately.......Well!!!!! guess who did that????? You got it......ME!!!

For those of you that are not properly trained in the mystical Voodoo arts I want you to know that this is not stuff to play around with.....You have to know what you are doing...

OK so know you all know why we didn't do the tourney.

Doug Whalen

Whalen's Marine

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[bottom scratcher]

Doug,
Are yo sure you didn't confuse the icon. If I remember right the picture you have is a fertility icon. Is someone going to get knocked up? There was on icon used to render someone a chitty day.

Either way, I'm staying on your good side. :eek2:

 

[vffishhead]

old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill:nono:

 

[barnold]

Foul

That's just not fair Doug. Many of us, so-called, Whippersnappers can't return any Hex's on you since we count on you to take such good care of that which keeps us running on the water. Besides, what happened to that magical, mystical Christmas spirit that Santa is known for? :nono:

Guess we'll just have to pick on others in the Old Farts camp. So here's the deal - listen up Old Farts. If Old Santa doesn't remove the nasty hex's he's placed on our buddy Lucian, and SOON. Whippersnappers far and wide -- will all, individually, work our own mystical Voodoo on all past Old Fart crewmembers -- save you O' King of the Old Farts.

In the mean time, we'll be warming up Voodoo dolls of our own, and ours won't be of the blow-up type. Well, maybe a couple of them will be.

 

[lmontagnaj]

Ohhhh, Now I KNOW Why My BACK HURTS!!!

Well Ole Timer, let me tell Ya IT'S GAME ON!!!:yes:

If I have to, I'LL BE ON MY BOAT, HANGIN FROM THE T TOP IN TRACTION, PUTTIN MY CREW ON BIG OLE FISHIES, INCLUDING THE CALCUTTA FISH (Oyster Toads), I'll even CRANK in a FEW MYSELF!!!

Oh Mighty Master of the DARK ARTS, I SUMMON THEE to help me Shake of this EVIL HEX Ole Dougie gave my Back.

I COMMAND THEE to Give Me FAIR SEAS, GOOD PAIN MEDS, HEALTHY CREW, PURDY BAITS and BIG FISH.

May we take it to the OLD DECREPID GEEZERS and Pull out a Fish that is BIGGER than THEIRS.

Give the OLD GEEZERS GOOD HEALTH so they have Nothing to Complain About when WE PUT A WHOPPING BIG FISH on the SCALES.

Oh Yeah, I CAN FEEL THE PAIN!!!

GEEZERS BEWARE!!!​

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Meanwhile, I'll Keep an EYE OUT and Protect MY BOAT​

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[GATORMAN]

Hey Doug - You voodoo doll DOES look a bit like Lucian... )

And I think you put a curse on whippedsnapperBret too... Make sure you ask him about YESTERDAY !!!

Bill

 

[Vidego]

Sure is nice...

...to see humor and comeraderie around here for a change!

LOL

Give'emhell Old guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[barnold]

Give Up?

You Old Farts better hurry up and get Old Dougie to remove the hex, for soon I'll be unleashing a family of Voodoo freaks all over the Old Fart crew. Soon every sneeze, trip on the rug, wife filling your day with honey-do's on the only wind free day of the week and yes, skunk filled days and weeks on the water will be on Doug's head.

 

[Drwhale]

Bret Sir,

Your are a mere amateur in this game........Be careful before you join in.........Us old farts are masters of deception........

Don't believe it?????..........Try us.....woooooo........Wooooooo....wooooo:death:


Doug Whalen

Whalen's Marine

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757-718-3539

 

[Al B]

... this could get ugly... :clapping2::clapping2::clapping2:

 

[GATORMAN]

Hey Doug...

I know how to pretty much guarantee a win by us Old Farts...get the whippedsnappers to fish on Bret's boat!

 

[Drwhale]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm,

Sounds like there might be a story behind that comment Gatorman.....

How about letting us in on the story


Doug Whalen

Whalen's Marine

Suzuki Sales & Service 24/7/365

757-718-3539

 

[barnold]

Stories

Awe Dougie, don't go paying no mind to that old wrinkled up has-been Flounder Pounder. He's just upset because he didn't catch one legal Flounder in all of 08. Then I go and pull in a nice 25" 5 pound Fluke while trying to salvage a very disappointing day on Friday. (Low oil issue with my Yamaha F250) Bill's like an old woman Doug; not happy unless he's complaining about something. You might think he'd treat The Attitude with a little more respect. He's caught many quality fish with me over the years. Besides, I'm about the only one left willing to carry his old a$$ around. Without charter fees that is.

So Bill, remember what your momma taught you; "If you aint got nothing good to say, say nothing at all" And it's not whippedsnappers it's Whippersnappers!