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OT - joke- buy fishing gear???

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A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Cheseapeake and goes to a huge everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience? The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin. Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'

His first day on the job was rough, but the kid got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?' The kid says, 'One.'
The boss says, Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?'
The kid says, $101,237.65.'
The boss says, $101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?
The kid says, First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod and reel. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down the rips, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.

The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'

The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'
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That joke is hold as the hills and twice as dusty . If you want an old fishing joke that everybody has heard , than here it is : A woman goes into Wal-mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-mart associate standing there with dark glasses on. She asks, "Excuse me sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am I'm blind, but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it all on the counter anyway.

He said "That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20." She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime, the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was she. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

She asks, "But didn't you say it was $20?"

He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!"
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