Here's the easy fix that we use:
Take a muffin pan (size depends on size of the oysters) and place a tablespoon of chopped spinach (thawed frozen is fine) in each of the muffin holes, top it with an oyster, then cracker crumbs (if you want, we don't), then shredded cheese, bacon crumbs, and parmesean cheese (garlic powder/salt if you like). Run it under the broiler until cheese melts and starts to brown. If you don't have muffin pans, do the same thing on a cookie sheet (like topping a pizza). Serve on crackers or toasted bread slices.
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