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Got a late start today......I felt bad shuffleing my daughter of to the sitter at odark thirty so I patiantly waited until she woke on her own at 8:00. Got to Breezy at about 10:30.....went right out front, and had the spread out by 11:30.

Here goes my Rant..........See this guy, take a good look at him cause you wont see another pic of him holding a fish on my boat:D......38" by the way.



Disclaimer......He is NOT a TFer........Nor would I EVER talk about a bad HO.......come to think of it, I have never had a bad TF HO.

My buddy Jake who is Chinese, owns a Chinese resturant and provides me with the best taisting Chinese food, as much as I want..........I've got Moo Shoo Pork growing out of my ears:yes:..........I bug him all the time to come fishing but he stays super buisy and I can only get him out about twice a yr......... Well, I ask him to go today and he says "I cant but my brother-in-law will go with you":eek:

Now it was Sporty out there to say the least........and I would never fault a person for having a hard time staying on there two feet.......Hell, I can even tollerate a newbie having a problem with over correcting when at the helm.....but when I am setting lines(because he is of no help there either)and he's turning the boat into the planer board, I ask why and he says he wants to go that way and can he speed up and go that way(the opposite way I wanted him to go) even faster..........somethings got to give. His boat driving skills never improved thoughout the day.........which normally would'nt matter, EXCEPT, I had to reel in both of the fish we caught:eek2:thats right, he would'nt reel any fish in.........:wacko: Basicly, he was of no help, on a day when its just too much going solo. Really, he's not a bad guy, just 100........no, make that 200%, should stay his butt on dry land:clap: Almost forgot, made two fuel stops....1-$50 1-$45 and a $10 ramp fee.........1st prize to the person who guesses how much he chipped in:yes:

Fishing report.......with the reports of bait, or lack of, I decided to just stay out front near 78a..........Back and forth, east to west. Picked up 1st fish at 12:30 on a single 5oz chartruse chute 100' of the board. 39.9999999". Picked up the second fish in the same area an hr. later on a tandem 65' of the board. Bait was about 10-12oz. chartruse.....one of my favorate from Fishbones. Caught both fish in 60' of water. Was getting a 51 degree water temp reading and very few birds.....only singles, looking. Bait was very broken up.

Heard Skip get his diggs in on the Parker guys:D:D offering a escort at about 1:30.......we packed it in (I mean I) about 2:30.

This is the Fishbones lure.......I have one with green eyes also.

 

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Damn Bill,
Now I really feel bad about being out of town. At least you got some fish, but that sucks. I had a ho like that I used to take a lot (actually used to be a good buddy) could not figure out which way to turn the wheel to make the boat turn...sorry you had a bad experience, but at least you were fishing!
Mark
 

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Great read Bill I couldnt stop laughing when you started ranting:roflguy:
 

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Funny report. Taking him fishing was jumping the shark, Bill. You had a real good thing going with the Moo Shoo Bluefish. Hope you didn't blow it!
 

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Bill; I'm ashamed of you, insinuating that a person of Asian persuasion can't drive. I know what it was like out there today, had to stay on the wheel all the time. PM me your cell # so we can get together to fish. I have my boat at Buzz's for the rest of the season. 5th (Marty)
 

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For those who have see the movie, Anger Managment, I had too sing to myself "I Feel Pretty", on more than one occasion today:yes: I meen, I go trolling so I can sit back, drink a few cold one's, and whatch others reel in the fish. This day went against all good HorseSense.:eek2: I did'nt crack my 1st BOH until we where back at the ramp and rinsing the boat down.........all the while contiplating if I was going to give him a ride home:D

I stayed very composed though........only got testy a few times. Had to just keep my focus on the bright side of the situation

Oh and Shawn, I would never do anything to jeperdize "The Deal":D

Thanks for the invite Marty......we'll have to do that.
 

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well ur an idiot for taking somebody like him in the first place, no different from picking up a hooker in southeast dc, dont be surprised when ur weiner falls off
 

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Damn Damn Bill had to work today next Buzz run let me know This time I will make sure I get some sleep even green I can still reel
 

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Glad you got out Bill...fishing is supposed to be relaxing....sounds like some bad "training" from the Capt......:D
Just kiddin' Bro....we need to hookup........
 

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Bill, That was one funny read..:D..Glad you caught your fish, coulda' been even worse...My guess is 0 dollars....Wind has laid down here, getting back out for another sail this am...Catch up with you when I get back I hope...bill
 

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Way to hang in there Bill. Some days can be a little more trying than others. When all said and done, still better than being in the office.....................Mark
 

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I think he's been out w/me a couple times :eek2:................:D
 

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Man Bill that sucks. I've got a bunch of friends like that too and it drives me crazy everytime.
 

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If he didn't reel any in why is he holding a fish? Did you throw it at him?:D

Enjoyable read.
 

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Bill, I'm just happy you didn't splash my picture all over town after I went out w/you last year. I have a childhood buddy who consistently pulls a U turn every time if he's allowed to drive while setting out. You,re setting out the gear, you find 80lb power pro crossing your'e chest, you look up and find your'e headed back to the ramp.
 
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