Skinny water fisherman.
Whatever you do, don't go over to SOL and say that you're a White perch fisherman. They think they're rats of the sea.
WTF is a Mackwill?There's also tons of them in the Patapsco were you eat your fish from. You've never eaten one or you wouldn't be saying that. They're no more slimy than Stripers or Mackwills .The more slime coat a fish has the more protected it is from skin infections.