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(with apologies to David Letterman)

10. Al Stevens stold his girl
9. Have you ever seen his legs?
8. He hangs out with SMIB
7. I saw him in a gown once
6. Two words: cat lover
5. He lives in Lesby, MD
4. The Love Dwarf puts up with him
3. 10 ozers instead of 12 ozers
2. Have you seen that hairdo?

...and the number 1 Reason Why Chumbucket is really a woman???

1. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

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Apparently you are threatened by it Erik The ****? "You're not a man unless you've been with one"!
 

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[Q]Fritzer originally wrote:
0. The real men voted him out.
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You no doubt heard that on one of your blogs, having never been voted in.
 

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I wouldn't have read it on any of your moonbat sites.
 

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[Q]Capt. Jim Brincefield originally wrote:
"You're not a man unless you've been with one"
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This is not the first time you've said this, and I'm sure it won't be the last...but what exactly do you mean by this?
 

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Oh puhleeease, even if I were somewhat interested in your thinly veiled advances, I could never forget your longing eyes for that Fort A.P Hill Gunnery Sargeant fresh from the tank firing range -
Your longing plea of "Oh, could I please sniff your trigger finger"...
In short, I have been scarred for life by that moment.
 

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Well Mr. "Newbie BS'er" with all of a whopping 744 posts, bring it on. You got nuttin'

You remind me of Nathan Lane - is that you?
 
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