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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where
The activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma
Couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed
To communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to
The right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up,
And stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
Family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family y members again grabbed
Her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A grandson who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma,
You're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to him......




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:DMark I can always count on you for a good laugh! And I thought I heard em all..:thumbup::clapping2:
 
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