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wondering who you think the buyer might be ????

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.' So the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's rear end, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Ca n I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
 

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those Republicans sure have a short fuse. The ranchers probably suppressing jealosy over coveting that mare's twat for hisself. and you know if he's a rancher, he's a Republican. Good thing the afflicted little person is used to adversity.:D
 

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those Republicans sure have a short fuse. The ranchers probably suppressing jealosy over coveting that mare's twat for hisself. and you know if he's a rancher, he's a Republican. Good thing the afflicted little person is used to adversity.:D
geeze, can't we even put a joke on here that is not political in any way with out someone taking it down that road:nono:go tiedye a sheet or something :2guns:

but if you are interested I do have a stump broke mule that might fit you very well:rockingman2:
 

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those Republicans sure have a short fuse. The ranchers probably suppressing jealosy over coveting that mare's twat for hisself. and you know if he's a rancher, he's a Republican. Good thing the afflicted little person is used to adversity.:D
Ever hear of Ted Turner.
 

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those Republicans sure have a short fuse. The ranchers probably suppressing jealosy over coveting that mare's twat for hisself. and you know if he's a rancher, he's a Republican. Good thing the afflicted little person is used to adversity.:D
Come on it was a nice story about a lady and a horse molester can't get more wholesome than that to ruin it with politco unless it was a goverment who owned all the horse and the common man or woman could not for the betterment of the workers :eek2:
 
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