Speaking of Rabbis...An older gentleman was going on a cruise and needed a new suitcase. So, he visited the local Rabbi, who just happened to own a luggage store, and asked the Rabbi to make him a large suitcase for his upcoming journey . The Rabbi agreed to have it finished within the week. Being quite resourceful, the Rabbi went his remnant bin which was filled with foreskins and proceeded to make the suitcase. A week later the older gentleman stopped by the luggage shop and was quite surprised to see that the Rabbi had made a wallet instead. When the older gentleman complained and asked about the suitcase the Rabbi looked at the older gentleman, smiled and said...."Just rub it".
Sorry, couldn't help myself
